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- [Music] Luton is an industrial state with bits of town added onto it and everything's
- brown and gray. Hey, where am I? You had a car crash. You're in hell. Wow, it looks just like Luton in here. Oh, and there's Tommy Robinson. Hey,
- Tommy. There's no real nightife. The city has a high crime rate, and the only redeeming feature about Luton is the airport, but it's there so people can
- get away as far as possible, as quickly as possible. Also, our grew up there. As if people of Luton haven't suffered enough. Bedford is a middle-of the road
- town, but it's definitely better than Luton. You can make some Italian and Indian friends, go visit the waterfront, see for yourself what drugs can do to a
- person, and maybe get marked. And once you get there, it's hard to leave because you either fall in love with the city or get stuck there.
- The stereotype about Berkshire is that they're all middle class and have lots of homeless people. First of all, it's not pronounced reading. Reading isn't a
- city. Although they really want to be one. Also, the queen hated it. It's very multicultural with some drug and homeless problems and it's sort of the
- place Basing Stoke wishes it was. The city of Slow is just like what it sounds and it's a hole with lots of homeless people. It has a big Asian population.
- The town feels very grimy and you better avoid the town center if you value your sanity. Also, definitely check out the poem written by Sir John Bjiman in 1937
- about the slow. In Windsor, there are planes from 5:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m. and you'll definitely notice them. Jane, I can't imagine my life without you. Will
- you make Jane will you?
- Will will There are lots of tourists there and nothing really happens after 6 p.m.
- The Skins probably sum up a lot of Bristol. Bro, have you watched Skins? When I was a teenager, my life was just like skins. Bristol is a lovely town and
- everything is close. It has beautiful summers, top-notch apple cider, and it's very diverse. Bristol is expensive as hell, which combined with the housing
- crisis, traffic, and the bad public transit make up the biggest problems with this city. So, you have to pay a ton of money for places like this.
- Everywhere you go in Bristol, it smells like pot and you could hear someone playing music. Also, they've made some contribution to the poop science because
- of the Bristol stool scale. Buckinghamshire sounds much pusher than what it is and it gets called the brain
- belt. Milton Kees is known to be quite boring, characterless and soulless. The city feels like the end result of a corporate design meeting. It was built
- up recently and was actually planned out rather than being cobbled together over hundreds of years and that's why it has an American city feel to it which makes
- it quite easy to drive around. There are lots of green spaces and psychopaths. I'm sorry, psychopaths. Hi Weekim has a huge Muslim community, also a high crime
- rate and lots of gangs, but at least it's close to London. Cambridge is completely flat with lots of posh folks. Hey, this is Peterbr. Let
- me show you some cool places in it. The services station, everything in Peterbr is a 10-minute walk away from you. And the city's great
- transport links make it easy to get the hell out of there. But I believe Peterbr is a city of wasted potentials. It could have been a great thriving city, but no,
- it's filled with homeless people. It barely has a nightlife, but the closing of John Louise in 2021 was the final nail in the coffin for Peterbr. But at
- least it has a beautiful fairy meadows and that cathedral. Housing is ridiculously expensive in Cambridge, so you can forget about a place of your
- own. But during the summer, you could sit by the river next to the cows and watch the river and think about how bad the buses schedule is in the city. Aside
- from these, the city is quite lovely with a young population, great weather in UK terms, and also it's great for cycling. Just beware of the bicycle
- thieves. Cher is filled with trashy, ridiculously rich, bald, middle-aged Land Rover
- drivers who like watching horse racing and bedding. Orington, where you can go for a lovely walk by the river. Get stuck in the traffic. Have a nice chat
- with the lovely people. Get stuck in the traffic. Complain about the river crossing. Go to IKEA and Goliver's World. Get stuck in the traffic. Get out
- of Warrington and only then realize how nice the city actually was. Chester has an amazing zoo. It's overall a gorgeous city. Absolutely beautiful. Especially
- it zoo. It's the best in England. Just don't be surprised if people from there shoot some random wandering whales. And remember one thing is stay out of the
- city center when the races are on. Don't ask why. You could also walk along the river, visit the rose and the Roman wolves. And finally, did I mention the
- zoo? Crew is after Shrewsbury and you pass it by by train. That's pretty much it.
- If you're into pasties, Cornish pixies, beautiful beaches and moors, and some good ale and cider, Cornwall is your place. I want three beers and three
- scones. [Music] A few minutes later. He's from Cornwall. And if you go there,
- don't expect a huge wall of corn that separates them from the rest of the UK. You won't find it. Cornish people are dependent on tourists, but they hate
- them. Actually, it's not just the tourists. They hate anyone from anywhere. And they don't have any homeless issues because they gather
- their homelesses in a place and turn them into pasties. If you're liking the video so far, please subscribe.
- Darlington or Darloo is empty. It's a small and there's nothing special about it except the clock tower and the locomotion. Number one, hardly pull is
- where they hang the monkey during the Napoleonic War cuz they thought it was a spy. In a Stockton tease, you could go to a restaurant and order some greasy,
- cheesy, artery clogging parmos and wash it down with some warm beer and drown yourself in the city's postindustrial sadness. When in Durham, you could go
- and visit the beautiful cathedral and wonder why in the god's name it's so familiar. I'll tell you why. Parts of Harry Potter and Avengers were filmed
- there. You could go around and enjoy the delightful city, but because of its hills, you'll be like,
- [Music] the county is very isolated and is filled with churches, but no one goes
- You could visit the lovely Lake District and enjoy the sausage and ale. That is if you survive the A590. The people love XL cheese crisps, keep it to themselves,
- and are introverted. They're great when you get to know them, but they're so damn hard to get to know. Also, they have more in common with Scots than
- Southerners. The things to do in Carlile are to visit the castle or join the Navy. In terms of geographical area, Carlile is the biggest city in England.
- Barrow and Furnace is quite depressing and bleak. And at some point, the tweets monster destroyed their bus station.
- To sum up Derbisher, look at this pick. Derby is cheap and is 10 years behind his surrounding towns in terms of
- investment. There's a man in this city that walks backwards and recently he has started to walk forward and I think that's the greatest improvement the city
- has seen in the last decade. The word duck is used as a term of endearment. And when they say aop, it means hello. On the good side, Derby is quiet, has
- good parks and scenery, and is easy to make friends there. And Chesterfield has a crooked spire and some chill people.
- The first stereotype is that Devon wishes it was Cornwall. If in Devon, you should get a car. You won't get anywhere without a car there. You could go to his
- lovely beaches, Dartmore or Xmore, drink some scrumpy or cream tea, or both, and enjoy the lovely landscapes. Everyone in Devon is either a farmer, pensioner, or
- a surfer. And because of the West Country accent, they sound like pirates. In Plymouth, you could go to the beach, which is like this close.
- And go to barbec and enjoy some fish and chips. Summers there are empty cuz all students go home and winners are like,
- but I think locals don't appreciate how great the city is. Am I right or wrong? And exit is a pretty safe student city.
- here. This is some money to improve the infrastructure of the county. There ain't anything particular about this area and it's just impossible to
- endorse it. Four groups of people live in Dorset. Retires from London, tourists, students, and drug addicts. Bournemouth used to be part of Hampshire
- and they have some really persistent beggars. Please sir, spare some change. No. You got any change? No. Spare some change. During the Victorian era,
- Bournemouth was a hangout for royal family. But now it's filled with rehab centers, addicts, and recovering addicts, which makes sense. If you want
- to go through the pain of withdrawal, it might as well be in a pretty place. The northerners hate their chippies, and the people from there are hard to crack.
- Pole feels like a quieter version of Bournemouth, and it's coastal and beautiful.
- East riding of Yorkshire is a mix of beautiful countryside, lots of fish, and bleak cities. And the county is about farming and the city of Hall. Hall is
- isolated and working class. And no, it's not as bad as you think it is. And it's not a place. It's a state of mind. They say it's a city of culture. So at some
- point, a good bunch of them got naked and painted themselves in blue. Also, it's where the deep is. Not that deep, but this deep, which looks like a
- villain's hideout from outside. Very cool. Oh, and they have this. You may ask yourself, what are you looking at? Well, you're looking at the smallest
- window in England. And Bridlington is an underrated hidden gem. Is Sussex filled with rich left-wing triagers, is very rural, and every pop
- there closes at 11 p.m. Brighton has a bohemian culture, the sea, and the seagulls. Okay, here's your share, buddy.
- Everyone there litters, so you could see trash everywhere. And it has London prices, but not London wages. The city is overcrowded with too many Londoners,
- and the people are very authentic and real. And no, they're not pretentious. They genuinely believe they're better than everybody. And they all live in a
- cycle like this. God, I don't want the summer to end. It'll be sunny soon. I miss the summer. Finally, summer.
- Eastbornne is famous to be very sunny by English standards, of course, which means like 2 weeks or something. Nah, I'm messing around with you. They get
- like 200 days. Hastings is hysterical and diverse and has a lack of investment. And finally, Lewis is quiet except for the bonfire night.
- Essex girls are orange with lots of plastic surgery and they have wealthy farmer dads. The county has an industrial decay, is famous to be
- trashy, has a gangster appearance in the media, and lives under the shadow of a big city nearby. So, it's basically the New Jersey of England. South Unse got
- beautiful beaches and you can enjoy it until it gets dark and then the junkies and gangs show up. Joking aside, it's fine. The gangsters are all wannabes and
- the Lee area is quite lovely. Colchester is like this. I'm going to go shopping, man. It's going to be fun.
- [Music] And it's the oldest recorded town in England, which dates back to 49 AD. And this is Chelmsport. Look how nice it is.
- And look how 90% of the shops aren't boarded up. But it doesn't matter cuz you can't afford to buy anything there. Basalon is empty, grim, and there are
- more boarded up shops than open ones. And finally, thoric isn't great for your lungs and it's a hole.
- People in Gluster are friendly and down to earth. The county is filled with cows, cider, mud, and puddles, and big floods happen there, but they're used to
- it now. And football doesn't exist there, only rugby. Gluster is famous for its cheese and Cooper Hill cheese rolling competition. If you don't know
- what that is, it's just a bunch of grown-ups throwing themselves down a steep hill for a wheel of cheese. And they have a beautiful cathedral also
- known as Hogwarts. Cheltonham has great food scene and everyone works at GCHQ and they have one of the biggest horse racing festivals in the world where you
- can drink a lot, bet your money on horses and watch those graceful animals make your hardearned money disappear.
- Okay, before starting I'm not going to talk about the burrows. There are like 32 of them and that's a whole video for itself. So yeah, it's just going to be
- general stereotypes. One stereotype about London is that everyone's either a super posh metropolitan Elliot or some hardboiled knife wielding gangster. They
- say the Londoners are rude. Why is it so hot in here? And why the hell is the tube so expensive? Nearly £10 for commuting every day. And I have to pay
- the rent, too. This is the greatest city on the face of the planet, and I don't have enough
- money to enjoy it. Maybe I should move to Lester or something. Well, this is a nice subway. Or should I say tube? Nice tube in it.
- Such an unfriendly rude person. London is super diverse and mind-numbingly expensive. Some parts are rough and stabby and filled with junkies and
- beggars. Hey, dear person. Do you have some change to spare? Well, actually, no. I'm sorry. Go right in hell, you mother
- licking. And some parts are super luxurious. Yeah. So, the vibe changes from area to
- area. People say it's raining all the time, but that's not all true. At least not as much as other cities in England. You just don't see the sun as much. The
- winters are the worst, though. They're dark, cold, rainy, and long. Look, bro, this is so temporary. I mean, I'm going to go and live in Tokyo or Argentina or
- something. I know the rent is high and the houses are small and there are tourists everywhere, but I'm not leaving. All
- right. Now about some areas. South London is a stereotype as a wasteland where you get attacked. North is filled with rich yappy liberals and some good
- kebabs. East is filled with workingclass immigrants and hipsters. And West London is filled with rich conservatives.
- Greater Manchester is rainy post-industrial and is filled with working-class people who wear Nikes or Adidas trackies. Also, there are
- middle-class bouges and loud aggressive guitar players who play in an indie rock band. The city is home to lots of great bands. Here's a list of them.
- Dude, did you just say you're from Manchester? Oasis is literally my favorite band. Nice to meet you, too. Manchester is like a smaller, safer, and
- weather London. I live in Manchester. I can get any food I want, and drinking and going to concerts is my hobby. Did you just call me a scouser? Shame on
- you. They should banish you to Mside or something. If you want to live there, throw away your umbrella and sunscreen lotion and get some vitamin D and
- waterproof clothing. The phrase they've seen their ars doesn't mean someone has seen their buttock, but that they've gotten upset or offended. And of course,
- there you're either a city or United fan. Bur has a heavy Asian population, and the arcade club is enough for me to love the barrel. I don't care about
- anything else. Balton is huge, rough at the places, and the town hasn't been the same since the bath shut down. Old Ham is depressing, dirty, and is filled with
- racists and junkies. There's a large Pakistani population there, and it's not all bad. Roachedale is poor. The town center will give you clinical
- depression, but it has some lovely outskirts and some dog ruff areas. Salford gave us Mark E. Smith. Hey, my name is John. What's your I'm from
- Salford. Oh, that's nice. Where South? I'm Salford. Okay. What's your name? Salford. Sford.
- Suffford. The Stockport has really improved in the past few years, and the roads are the worst. No one has a clue what a tame site is. Hey, where are you
- from? I'm from t Manchester. I'm from Manchester. Damn it. Damn it. Trafford is all about shopping and consumerism, but alternate
- the silence with some pies and potato cakes. Hampshire is mostly rural with a lot of rich folk. Sure, there are some great
- gloomy towns, but the new forest is there to make up for it. Southampton is weirdly provincial and there's nothing really exciting about the city. I mean,
- even Titanic didn't want it to come back to Southampton. They have a rivalry with Portsouth and people argue over which one is the best. The answer is neither.
- And it's frustrating to drive around because there are too many traffic lights. Portsmith has great beaches and it's the worst place if you want to park
- your car, but you can get a bike and then the city is yours. And they truly believe they're better than Southampton and Hull. And here's how Portouth looks
- in the summer and in the winter. The South Sea area is great, but it's filled with annoying teenagers during the summer. Basing Stoke is known to be the
- donut city and I don't know, tons of roundabouts. And Winchester is great if you're into history. It has a cool cathedral and the round table. The
- housing is just horrendous and people are waiting for it to cool down and they've been waiting for quite a while.
- Heraffordshire is about three things. Cattle farms, cider, and SAS. Also, no one knows that they exist. It's also like glosser with less flooding is
- filled with pensioners and young men who pretend to be from the SAS to get laid about Heraford. First of all, do you know what color the boat house is?
- Herford doesn't feel like a city but a big town. And driving there in Friday Rush makes you want to question your life choices. And I have nothing to say
- about why valley. Just look at these pictures. So you're from Heraffordshire? No, not Herafordshire. Herzfordshire.
- Watford is your average suburban town. It's busy, there's plenty to do, and is multicultural and it's a sketchy at places. He Hamstead is a satellite town,
- is quiet and has a weird roundabout. And Stevenage is a boring and great new town. And St. Albins is nice. And finally, Herford is a great family town.
- They say you can't go back in time, but that's not true. You just have to go to Isisle of White to really see how ' 80s and '90s felt like. The county is poor,
- has beautiful beaches and parks, and it isn't diverse. The cost of ferry has made it really expensive to get off the island. So much so that makes you want
- to swim out of the place and never come back. Kent doesn't have much of a shared culture. Has lots of run-down seaside
- towns, some welcoming people, and a beautiful countryside. After all, it's called the Garden of England. The villages in Kent are mostly freaking
- amazing. Can't say that about the towns, though. Now, about Medway. It's got Gillingham which has some sketchy parts is deprived and the high street is
- pretty wild and you better don't go there alone at night. Enchantm is basically the Gotham of Kent and it makes me question Kin's reputation as
- the garden of England. The town of Maidstone is half great and half a hole and is where people from Midway go for a good night out. And about Dover, there
- are lots of immigrants and I have no idea what Ashford is. Laner is agricultural and industrial with lots of depressed milktowns and
- working-class individuals who hate Yorkshire and eat black pudding. The weather in Preston is not the greatest. It's the wetest city in England and it
- doesn't get a proper sunlight, so it's more like the Preston. The best thing about Preston is the old bus station. People there always talk negatively
- about the city. But it's all right for the most part, though. If you're depressed, like roller coasters and drugs, Blackpool is the place for you.
- But again, is that as bad as they say? Remember, these are just the stereotypes. and the people are great, very loud, and are aware of the problems
- the city has, but they still love and defend it. Also, there's a big homosexual population there, and the coastline is lovely. Blackburn is an
- average northern town, and as the Beatles say, the city has 4,000 holes, and about Burnley, it's rough in the center, and there are nice areas around
- the edges. The county has a real nice countryside with some good towns and pork pies, and
- lots of Indians live there. Also, Pakistanis who are not a big fan of pork pies and Indians. Lester is great if you like Indian food. They love the foxes
- and there are lots of homeless and beggars who don't take no as an answer. They say the city is dangerous, but not really. You'll be fine if you don't join
- a gang or talk to addicts lying in the gutters. And the city is not ready for a zombie apocalypse, so bear that in mind. And I don't know, they eat lots of
- Walker's crisps, just chips for Americans. And is a sleepy town with a great university.
- In Lincolnshire, everyone drives a tractor. And they're also famous for what folks from Norfolk are famous for. If you don't know what that is, I insist
- you watch the Norfolk part. I'm sorry, I insist. People there are easygoing and they have some great sausages. Not the people though, the county. Lincoln is
- quiet and lovely and you have to climb the city center because of that hill. That damn hill. And everyone there is either old or a student. It has a
- wonderful cathedral. And the best thing about it is that it isn't flooded by tourists like York. And people like it that way.
- Did you know the Beatles were from this county? Yeah, that's merite for you. And their economy is based on Beetle's heritage industry. People from Liverpool
- are helpful, generous, friendly, sarcastic, and have a good sense of humor. They of course have an accent. And just had to throw this in there. I
- love how it sounds. Basically, everyone sounds like Patty the Batty. They're also very loud and wear tracksuits to almost everywhere. And don't mention the
- stereotypes of them being thieves and unemployed. Obviously, they're not going to like it. The women wear those thick and long eyelashes, fake tan and used to
- go out with their hair curlers and pajamas as this is still happening and they all basically live in pubs and always roast Man United. About Burkin
- Head, it's like Liverpool but 20 years ago. St. Helens is mostly suburbs and there ain't much to do. And Southport has old Lancasher vibes and it's a great
- place to die. Norfolk is flat and has some odd people in it. Now, I can't say their most
- famous stereotype. I don't know what kind of sandwich is this because I don't know what's in bread. In bread. Also, Alan Partridge is from there. They're
- all white people and the county is very flat. So flat that if you stand on a wall, you'll see all of Norfolk. The pedestrianization of Norway city center
- is an important matter that you have to discuss whenever you get the chance. After all, people forget that the traders need access to Dixons. I'm sorry
- in advance for this joke, but if you want to blend in there, wear a fake finger. But joking aside, Norwich is a fine city.
- North Yorkshire is filled with posh rich farmers who love their guns and horses and it's got a beautiful countryside. The main stereotypes about
- Middlesborough are that it's an absolute ghetto with extremely deprived neighborhoods. But I got to say Burough is a mixed bag. It's got okay parts and
- it's got parts that people would like to describe it as something whole. The people there have a great sense of humor and Captain Cook was born there. And
- pretty much everything in Burough is named after him from pubs to hospitals. It's basically the only place in the country you can tell someone you're
- from. And rather than getting mocked, abused, and roasted, they'll tell you, "Oh, I really like York. It's lovely." Also, it's the only place where you
- won't sound crazy if you say whoop whoopa gate. Flat caps are mandatory there. It's expensive. And about the tourists, no wonder they built New York.
- The old one sucks. Oh my god, this place is so Harry Potter. Is this where they film the
- Diagon Alley part? So, in race weekends, Christmas time, and summers, this place is packed. And Harrigate is just like Northern Bath. They have the lovely
- nurse barrow and some posh people with a superiority complex. Everyone in Northampton share is a cobbler and it's in the middle.
- Northampton is just a bang average big UK town and is poor, gray, rundown, dated, and industrial. Visit the countryside and the country parks.
- They're great. Also, they make some quality shoes there. Katering is pretty average, but at least the city center isn't completely dead. Also, James the
- Caster is from there. Aside from that, nothing special. And Corby is bleak, has an unemployment issue, and it's where those Corby trouser press thingies come
- from. North umberland is a true north. It's underrated with so many beautiful and
- spoiled places that not many know about and they don't want the others to find out. So, these were just bunch of lies. That place sucks. Also, the county has
- culturally more in common with Scotland than England. And Ble is a very small, quiet, and has a stunning beach.
- Nottingham Share is post-industrial and they have thick accents. And Nottingham is where Robin Hood is from. Apparently, it's in the center and has the features
- of a big city packed into a small one and they all bleed red. Not because of hemoglobin, but because of the Nottingham Forest Club. The roads are
- falling apart, though, so beware of the potholes. I think it's one of the best cities in the Midlands and one of the few ones that doesn't feel like a
- post-apocalyptic zombie land. Just make sure you don't fall in love with the cashier because she called you darling or babe. Those are just endearment
- terms. And Mansfield is what London would have looked like if everyone left their lights on during the blitz.
- The main stereotype about Oxford sure is that they're posh and super rich, but that's not all true. There are plenty of rundown areas and some homeless issues.
- Oxford is very chill and slow paced with lots of things to do. And of course, it's famous for its great university. And because of it, the city has lots of
- intelligent, interesting nerds. It's culturally rich. And speaking of rich, you have to be rich rich to own a house there. And because of this, a lot of
- people eventually move out. You don't need a car to live in Oxford, so you'd better sell that and use the money for rent and cycle to go around. Also, you
- can visit Tokin's house and grave. And about Banberry, it's a decent average town and it's cheaper than it surrounding areas.
- Rosland doesn't exist. Just kidding. It exists only because nobody wants to be a part of Listers. There's a high chance that some of you watching didn't even
- know that such a place existed. They were once part of Listers and have a big water reservoir which takes most of the county's space and also an underwater
- church. Cool, right? It's also the home to the Rles, the best rock and roll band of all time.
- Sharpshshire is about green hills and sheep. Really? Shropshire? Oh, how wonderful. Tulford is like Mordor and the rest of Sharpshshire is like the
- Shire. It's where all of the people that think Wolver Hampton is too posh move to. And they have the lovely Iron Bridge and there's not much to do there. It's
- just another one of those normal quiet towns. And Shbury is a beautiful and green medieval town and there are lots of green places in it to explore, but
- you must have a car there. Also, it's the birthplace of God's favorite servant, Charles Darvin.
- Everyone in Somerset is a flat capw wearing farmer who sounds like a pirate and eats lots of cheddar and washes it down with some strong cider. Americans,
- their cider is different from yours. And also they have the fabulous glass and berry festival. The town of Bath has some beautiful Georgian architecture
- like the Royal Cresant. How cool is this? It's expensive and is filled with posh rugby and cider lovers. Also, the Roman baths are amazing and for some
- weird reason they let you taste the water. Western supermare is poor, has drug problems, and has lots of halfway houses and retirement homes. In short,
- it's depressing. South Yorkshire is actually the North Midlands, but they don't want to admit
- it. And they claim the Peak District is theirs, although most of it is in Derbisher. And Shawn Bean, Harry Mcguire, and Alex Turner are from there.
- So far so good, right? But the inner city public transit is bad. People there have a strong sense of community, and the city has lots of hills. So no matter
- what direction you walk in, you always seem to be going uphill. Also, lots of rivers. They also bleed for the blades. For more info, watch this movie. And
- Doncaster is an average working-class town. Rotherham is not as bad as people say it is, except for the city center. And the best thing about the town is the
- Chuckle Brothers. Barnsley is an old coal mining town, and all I know about it is the delightful Barnesley shop.
- Staffordshire is underrated. They offer some nice wood cakes and their flag has their signature nut on it which looks pretty cool and something something
- bulliors. Still country is made up of six towns called the potteries and it feels like a Milton ke made out of bricks instead of concrete and to be
- honest it's not so pleasing on the eye. Well except for the countryside but I got to say almost everywhere in England once you leave the town the countryside
- won't disappoint. And Tamworth is okay but it was at its best between 600 to 800 AD
- in Suffukk. Everyone is an alcoholic farmer who owns pigs. Lots of pigs. The smallest pup in England is there and there are some lovely untouched villages
- and lots of pink houses. Also, people in Suffuk really care about Ed Sharon. Ipsswitch is a really old town and is rough around the edges and they love the
- football club. And guess who else loves it? Ed Sheeran and Lotoft is the most eastern part of the UK and there are lots of depressed unemployed people
- there. Also, Ed Shiran was once there. Siri is where people move out from London to when they want to send their
- kids to private schools and is filled with poshbat drivers who drive huge SUVs and are filthy rich. Siri is full of golf courses and race meetings. It's
- flat and also it's a county that the Derslley's lived in. Walking is close to London. The housing prices are disgusting, but it's safe. Not that safe
- though. Martians may attack again because they love this place cuz there's a statue of them in the middle of the town. And Guilford is great, but it's
- one of the most expensive towns in the country and nothing ever happens there. People
- from Tynan Weir are rough workingass people who like fighting and don't wear a coat when it's freezing cold. People in Newcastle are friendly, love partying
- and bantering. If you go there, one, don't take any clothes with yourself. And two, get a sausage roll from Gregs and wash it down with some fine
- Newcastle brown ale. And oh, you won't have any trouble finding Gregs. There's one on almost every corner. [Music]
- They're also really proud of their NRL and football teams. And they used to have a big penis shaped tower there. About Sunderland. Sunderland? More like
- Wonderland. Oi, you're a Newcastle fan. And Gates Head has the Angel of the North, which looks cool. And I don't
- know, it's right next to Newcastle. Did you know Shakespeare is from here? Also that talking base shower on
- Warickshire countryside. Yeah. And it's like the Midlands of the Midlands. About 910. It's an average town that lives under the shadow of Coventry. And town
- of Rugby is very self-explanatory. People from West Midlands like to eat oat cakes, gravy, and pies, and they all
- work in factories. This may come as a shock to everyone, but there's more to this county than just Birmingham. It's overall not as bad as people make it out
- to be because I think cities in the Midlands have the most neighbors. And as you know, English people like to roast and hate on each other. So these cities
- usually get the most hate. Birmingham is where people come for a job but stay for their great curry. People from all over England like to make fun of their accent
- and say it's the least intelligent sounding one, but people usually confuse it with a black country accent. The people though are friendly and truly
- hate the city council. And no, they're not like Pey Blinders. Also, there are lots of Arabs there. Birmingham looks pretty dim and gray with a concrete
- brutalist architecture. And as you've probably heard, some parts of the city are very rough and unsafe like every big city. But on the bright side, it's one
- of the best places in England if you like drinking. Coventry is a student city and it's mostly built with good old concrete. And you can blame the lufa for
- that. They have a good-looking cathedral and a knife statue which makes everything really convenient for the muggers. And you should be careful of
- the oversp speeding folks and the infamous ring road. When in Coventry, you can visit the fatty island, but that's if you survive the potholes.
- People from Coventry call the city a dump, but will defend it fiercely if someone disrespects the city. Also, don't say anything bad about this man.
- They'll kill you. Wolverampton is part of the black country with the accent, of course. And it's pretty average. People in Wolves are lovely. And no, it's not
- actually full of wolves. The crime rate is high though, and the city center feels like the first episode of Walking Dead. Everyone in Sihal is rich, and
- there are lots of people from Hong Kong there driving expensive cars. Also, don't call them braies. They wouldn't like it.
- West Sussex is posh and wealthy, but at the same time country. People there drive Range Rovers and do horse riding for a hobby. Crawley is an average town
- and they call it creepy crawly. It sort of lacks character. It's cheap and clean and Gatwick airport is there. Also, everyone there is commuting to London.
- Orthing is filled with pensioners, is close to Brighton, and lettering is a problem there.
- West Yorkshire is filled with pretty villages and working-class rugby fans who love pies and pints of bitter and they're mostly stereotype to be cheap.
- Leadeds is wealthy, beautiful with a great night life and everyone has a picture of Harry Ku in their house. It's the largest city in Europe without a
- mass public transit, so not so pleasant to drive around. Also, it has a littering problem. There are lots of impatient drivers in Leeds driving their
- cars with noisy exhausts causing traffic and also parking at pavements at times. And if no cars, every inch of pavement there is covered with homeless people
- and Uber bikes. What I personally love about Le is that it's calm and laid-back, and at the same time, there's much to do. Bradford isn't known to be
- the safest or the cleanest, and driving there feels like GTAV online. Drivers in Bradford is split into three groups. Subaru and evil drivers and Asians with
- white Audi's. Also, it has a large Asian population. Parts of the city feels like you walked from West Yorkshire to Karachi. Bradford has been going
- downhill for 10 years. It was once one of the richest cities with a population larger than Manchester. It just never got over the industry going away. Now,
- I'm not saying that it's all bad. There are some nice parts, but overall, because of the little investment the city gets, it's not nearly as good as
- it's supposed to be. Huddersfield is the birthplace of Harold Wilson and rugby league and their diehard Giants fans. It's a very musical place with some good
- breweries like Magic Rock. About Wakefield, it's an average city with friendly people. And finally, Halifax is always rainy and has a beautiful peace
- hall. Wiltshire is filled with formers, aliens, and rural wealthy people. If you
- go there, get some ham, visit the silvery hill, and then go to Stonehenge and do one of those stupid poses. Swinden is super average and can be
- boring, except for the old town. That place is great. In Swindon, the prices are low, but so are the quality of roads. And the city's most exciting
- tourist attraction is its roundabouts, especially the magic roundabouts. The traffic is getting worse. We need to tear this roundabout down and expand it.
- But wait, how about a roundabout inside a roundabout? That's brilliant about
- Salsbury. Whatever you do, don't touch any door handles. Salsbury is a lovely clean town and it's great for living unless you retired from Russian
- military. The most famous thing about this county is its sauce. And they have a big pride
- in it. And don't you dare to tell them the sauce was invented somewhere else. War sisterhire sauce.
- The city of Worcester has a beautiful cathedral, some colorful penguins, and a terrible traffic with some polite people. Also, the tomb of King John.
- Yes, the Robin Hood King John is in this city. Of course, don't expect a lion, though. Reddich has a roundabout after a roundabout, and they all look the same.
- This also applies to their houses. You'll get a feeling of deja vu and will be confused as hell. Other than that, there's nothing going on.